Wednesday, 9 September 2009

The one about the elephant ...

I'm in a terrible 'flying-by-the-seat-of-my-pants-and-only-just-managing-to hold-it-together' breathless rush at the moment, so no time for anything, other than this:

An elephant met a mouse in the jungle. The mouse said, 'Bloody hell, you're absolutely enormous.'

And the elephant said, 'Well, you're really, really little.'

And the mouse said, 'Yes, but I haven't been very well lately.'

This always, always makes me smile.


  1. Hee hee! So what are you doing then? Is it exiting?!!! (I know you are to busy to say!) I must have a very sad life, with my need to live through other people!!

  2. Well. I could say that I've been on a photoshoot all week on location in Nevada with Daisy Lowe & the gals from Vogue ... or 35,000 ft up in a plane interviewing a sexy rock god for an article I'm doing for Rolling Stone magazine. But that would be a lie, dear Suburbia.

    No. Am just trying to get through a backlog of 6 weeks worth of neglected admin. while sewing (overdue) nametags onto (no longer) new school uniform while covering books in sticky plastic while my phone rings constantly (work, wanting to know when I'm actually going to get round to doing some)... while Ex-Husband plays golf in America with 15 friends. Grrrrrrr.

    So, no.If anyone's got a sad life, it's me!