I'm in a terrible 'flying-by-the-seat-of-my-pants-and-only-just-managing-to hold-it-together' breathless rush at the moment, so no time for anything, other than this:
An elephant met a mouse in the jungle. The mouse said, 'Bloody hell, you're absolutely enormous.'
And the elephant said, 'Well, you're really, really little.'
And the mouse said, 'Yes, but I haven't been very well lately.'
This always, always makes me smile.