Honey. Sweetheart. Lovely girl. If, by some bizarre, freakish, cosmically crazy coincidence, you happen to be one of my nine* followers, you need to know:
1. This is not a good look. Vertical: maybe. Horizontal: categorically, no. If your mum wasn't all the way back in Australia, I know she'd tell you the same.
2. When you lie down in a short skirt, your bottom will always find a way to crawl out from underneath. However much you may want to read your book while lying on the grass in the warm sunshine (I know, I know, we all love to do that!) do not succumb to temptation. You really need to stay standing up.
And that's all really.
* including ME, since I'm following my own blog inadvertently.
anyone have a bike that needs parking??
ReplyDeletehilarious pic and post! Thanks for the smile after the Ruby story, which still has me choked.
Nicx
Ewwww !
ReplyDeleteSo funny, glad she didn't see you taking the photo tho'!!!
Sorry - I'll take more care next time...
ReplyDeleteBig Pants is all I can say. Big Pants girl!!
ReplyDeleteNic, glad it made you smile. x
ReplyDeleteI used a zoom lens, Suburbia, and cunningly took it OVER Eldest Daughter's shoulder! (To be honest I felt a teeeeeny bit guilty for taking it ie. not very 'sisterly' etc. but then I figured, wot the heck (and she def. didn't know...)
The Dott: And so you should! hahaha
Big Pants indeed, Mud. This is a girl who's clearly not seen Bridget Jones ....?!
This is hilarious.
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Euwww! So not a good look!
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